Damn these surveys, Kris!

1. If you and your friends were stranded on an island, who would be the professor?

Hmmm...we've got plenty of people with brians. But Carey has so much useless knowledge...

2. If you had a boat, what would you name it and why?
Grey Haven

3. If you accidentally killed someone and you could hide the evidence so no one would ever find out, would you?
If it was an accident, I don't see why I would.

4. What profession is least suited for your personality?
I agree with Kris - accountant.

5. If Oprah ran for President, would you vote for her?
Also like Kris' answer of who's her opponent. But...not likely. She's just a teeny bit too irritating.

6. Have you ever taken a pregnancy test?
Yes...and I passed. I wasn't pregnant.

7. How much did you weigh at birth?
I dunno. 7lbs something, I think.

8. How do you make money?
Working at Schawk.

9. What were you doing in the year 2000?
Graduating from High School

10. What is the largest amount of cash you have had on you?
A couple thousand

11. Are you in love with a stripper?
No.

12. Is your refrigerator running?
No. It's standing quite still. But it's operating as it should.

13. How do you feel about plastic surgery?
Whatever floats your boat.

14. Don't you just hate sluts?
No.

15. Do you like to scream?
Why? Depends on if I've got a reason.

16. Would you have sex with a vampire?
No.

17. Do you like cookies?
Yep. Depending on the cookie, of course.

18. Have you ever watched "Mean Girls"?
No.

19. What do you think about Paris Hilton?
Poster child for 'needs to be bitch-slaped'.

20. Are you a loveable person?
of course!

21. Do you prefer to hold hands, link arms, or pocket hug?
Hold hands and pocket hug...not so much linking arms unless it's too fucking cold to hold hands

22. Slow and sexy or fast and wild kissing?
None of your business!

23. Male or female friends?
Both. Mostly male.

24. Have you ever talked to a grave where someone was buried?
Yes.

25. When you go to a bar do you try and get free drinks?
I don't try...but I have.

26. How cool are you?
Beyond cool. Cool is an innacurate descriptor. Actually, I'm pretty goofy. Very normal. Not very cool at all.

27. Have you ever made a secret handshake?
Yes.

28. Whats your view on Sharpies?
Can't live without one!

29. How many Daniel's do you know?
0

30. What is your goal for the year?
Moving to England

31. What holiday should exist but doesn't?
We already have so many. Who is this...Hallmark?

32. If you could print anything you wanted on a t-shirt what would you print?
I made one I quite like:

C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN

33. Have you ever won the lottery?
Hell no.

34. Would you rather be President or a rock star?
Rock star.

35. Is it me or are people getting way to sensitive(touchy)?
Overall? Too sensitive.

36. Ever been inside an abandoned building?
I...think...so?

37. Are you magically delicious?
I'm not the one to answer that question.

38. Do you loathe the cops?
Of course not.

39. What floats?
Wood! Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Lead! A duck! Throw her in the water! She's a witch!

40. Would you rather be a Cowboy or an Indian?
Hmmmm. Well, cowboys got guns and such. indians got the open plains and such. Hmmmm. Cowboys got chaps. Indians got bows. Cowboys got "modern conveniences"....indians got teepees. Hmmm. A cowboy that moonlights as an indian once in awhile.

41. What is the root of all evil?
Hillary Clinton? Jack Thompson?

42. Are you delicate or tough?
A little of both.

43. If you got pregnant tomorrow would you have an abortion?
Um...I have a penis.

44. Favorite body part?(on the opposite sex)
Eyes. Big, brown, deep, soulful eyes.

45. Are you anti-social?
Mostly not.

46. Is anything really impossible?
For man? Countless things are impossible.

47. Does vanilla coke suck?
Meh. It's okay. Can't hold a candle to classic.

48. Do you remember crystal Pepsi?
YES! Still think of it everytime I hear Van Halen - Right Now.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tign09D5IgE

49. Is rubber ducky the one?
Of course!

50. Best thing about 7-11?
24 Hours.

51. Do you think Moby is full of himself?
Who cares? If he is, aren't you just playing into it by caring?

52. Silk or satin sheets?
Um...don't know.

53. Sweet dreams are made of ?
these. No...you can't know what these are.

54. What does teen spirit smell like?
Nothing like Old Spice. Knowing teens these days? Pot. Teen spirit smells like pot and cheap beer.

55. Who needs a brain?
Me.